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Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown – Revival Never Looked Stranger Phone Case

Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.

Tags: bible bonkers, eleven, millie bobby brown, millie bobby brown mashup, righteous
American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Phone Case

Description: What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

Tags: american psycho, christian satire, joel osteen parody, prosperity gospel merch, televangelist
Good Trouble Phone Case

Description: Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble." - John Lewis What better way to get into good trouble than wearing a shirt that says "good trouble." So get out there and make some noise.

Tags: advocacy, blm, good trouble john lewis, john lewis, quotes
Snarky Industries red logo Phone Case

Description: Yes, behind it all is Snark Industries. Maybe you're a fan? Maybe you're a Snark employee that's required to wear this shirt. Maybe you just wanted a new t-shirt for your kickin' wardrobe. Either way, it's a shirt and will always do shirt-like things for you... guaranteed. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: humor, humorous gift, snark, snarky faith, stark industries
God Loves You Phone Case

Description: When God says she loves you, that means all of you! Even you. God loves you just the way you are. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: christian, christian pride, christianity, faith, god
Wind of God Phone Case

Description: On April 5th of 2020 in the middle of the first surge of the COVID pandemic, Kenneth Copeland blew it away. It cured the virus and millions of lives were saved. It was a miracle that changed history. May we always remember this moment. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: blow, christian crazy, christianity, coronavirus, covid 19
Bees and Trees Phone Case

Description: Matthew 25:40 speaks about the "least of these" in culture. It's a more expansive call of Christ to celebrate those forgotten by society; wether they be people, bees, or tress.

Tags: bible verse, christianity, conservation, creation, earth care
Fluent Sarcasm Phone Case

Description: Tell the world what to expect when they encounter you. This shirt is a gift to others as it gives them the correct handling requirements of experiencing you. Be yourself. Confuse the simpletons and laugh inside as you make your way through the day. This is less of a shirt and more of a way of life. Use wisely.

Tags: fluent sarcasm, gift idea, humor, i speak fluent sarcasm, sarcastic
Jesus Died for Nothing If... Phone Case

Description: It's plain and simple. Jesus died for your sins. What if you don't have sins? Well, then, Jesus died Mel-Gibson-style for nothing. You should be ashamed of yourself. So in penitence, buy something and spread the word. It's the least you can do. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: christian, funny quote, funny saying, humor, jesus
Blessed be the sarcastic... Phone Case

Description: What more do you want me to say? It's a shirt, button, or sticker with words. Sarcasm: because God hates it when I openly blaspheme. It's fairly self-explanatory. So why are you still reading this and not filling your shopping car? www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: cynical, funny saying, funny sayings, religion, sarcasm
Paul Said Shit Phone Case

Description: Go on, swear. God doesn't care. Don't believe me? Dig into the greek, but not too deep because you're covered in shit. σκύβαλα (skubala) = shit. Paul said it. It's in the Bible. Now, go with God and swear as the spirit leads you. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: apostle paul, bible, bible quote, bible verse, curse words
Snarky Faith Logo Phone Case

Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.

Tags: faith, humor, podcast, radio show, religion
Tread on Me Phone Case

Description: A Snarky Faith take on the Gadsden flag - imagined through the posture of Christ. 'Merican Christians love their God and guns, but that's not what Jesus preached. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Tags: bible verse, cross, dont tread on me, faith, faith based
Snarky Faith Phone Case

Description: Simple, yet elegant. A design with mere words that says volumes. For the essential fan of the show, Snarky Faith, here is a design that says 'snarky' and 'faith.' What more could you ask for? I mean, you could ask for more, but who's going to listen? Just buy it. You can also listen to www.SnarkyFaith.com every week if you're a good boy and girl.

Tags: podcast, radio, radio show, religion, snark

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