Shorts

Description: Crisp white “FEED THE RICH” with a smug fine-print “…they’re still hungry.” For those who like their anti-capitalist shade served bold—on a dark shirt.

Description: Go on, swear. God doesn’t care. Don’t believe me? Check the Greek—but not too deep, because you’ll be knee-deep in σκύβαλα (skubala). It means shit, and Paul said it in Philippians 3:8. It’s in your Bible, right there next to all the stuff you skipped in Leviticus. So go forth, swear freely, and may the Spirit lead your vocabulary.

Description: Sartre slumps in defiant apathy, holding a protest sign that says “This is nothing.” White minimalist linework for maximum existential despair. Satire’s dead. So is Sartre. Wear it like you mean it—just don’t expect meaning.

Description: Never forget 4.5.20—when televangelist Kenneth Copeland blew the wind of God at the coronavirus on live TV… and the virus just kept vibing. This surreal mashup pays tribute to one of the wildest moments of Christian crazy history. Yes, he actually did that. No, it didn’t work.

Description: A mantra. A misheard name. A mood. "Go With the Flow Romeo" is a phrase born poolside and shaped by river currents, spiritual detours, and the subtle art of not forcing it. This vintage-inspired long sleeve tee is for the drifters, the deep feelers, the ones learning to move with life instead of muscling through it. Retro serif lettering rides the design like a current—complete with a low-key wave to keep things fluid. You don’t have to know what it means. That’s part of the charm.

Description: What happens when cultural opposites make out in a rhinestone truck stop? This design rides the line between y’all and yasss — dripping in satire, sass, and secondhand smoke. Glitter never looked this confused (or hot).

Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.

Description: “Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.” – John Lewis The prophets weren’t polite. Jesus flipped tables. So yeah—sometimes faith needs to be loud, disruptive, and deeply inconvenient to the powerful. This shirt is your reminder that silence isn’t holy, and playing nice isn’t prophetic. Go make some noise

Description: Welcome to Snark Industries—where faith gets deconstructed, retooled, and reissued with maximum sarcasm. Inspired by a certain billionaire tech genius (minus the narcissism and war profiteering), this design is for the spiritually disillusioned, the theologically overqualified, and the ones who know that truth-telling sometimes requires a sharp tongue and a sharper logo.

Description: Louder for the folks in the back: God loves you. No exceptions. No disclaimers. No theological asterisks. Just a bold, rainbow-drenched reminder that divine love doesn’t come with fine print. This design flips exclusion on its head and wraps it in affirmation—with full saturation.

Description: “If you don’t sin a little… Jesus died for nothing.” It’s theology, but make it spicy. This tongue-in-cheek design flips guilt-driven faith on its head and gives it a wink. Featuring a vintage Jesus looking skyward with glowing optimism (and maybe disappointment), it’s the perfect shirt for those who know grace isn’t earned by playing it safe. Sin boldly. Grace is bigger.

Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.

Description: Striking white-on-transparent design featuring “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” inside a stark barcode. A clean yet cutting take on how late-stage capitalism packages people as products. Works best on dark shirts for maximum impact.

Description: A striking white graphic emblem with “Setting Boundaries” in block type above a savage combat knife, and “Savage Revenge” arced below in gothic blackletter. Designed for dark shirts, this high-contrast print makes a sharp statement.

Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).