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American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Phone Case

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What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

High quality polycarbonate. Access to all ports. Fade and Scratch resistant. Vacuum-form printed in U.S.A.

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