Kids T-Shirts

Description: A calm, authoritative statement in the middle of obvious contradiction. “THERE IS NO HAIL” sits above a simple storm icon actively dropping hail, followed by the reassurance: “DO NOT FEAR.” Minimalist, deadpan, and just uncomfortable enough to land. This design leans into institutional certainty while reality keeps bouncing off your head. Clean lines, bold typography, and a message that says more than it admits.

Description: When Froggie went to Portland, he did ride — uh-huh. A bold, vintage-inspired protest design featuring our heroic amphibian on horseback, standing up (and ribbiting out) against injustice. Styled like a WPA poster, this flat-color emblem blends humor, rebellion, and just the right amount of snark. Perfect for anyone who believes satire is a form of resistance. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Hops not cops, ICE ain’t nice, and Froggie rides for the people.

Description: Banksy meets street food. This stencil-inspired design captures a defiant figure mid-throw — not with a brick, but a perfectly wrapped gyro. Pink polo, white shorts, and an arm that means business. A silent nod to the humor and grit of small acts of resistance.

Description: From the underground labs of sarcasm and sacred mischief, Snark Industries brings you the ultimate brand of holy disruption. Inspired by the sleek confidence of a certain billionaire arms dealer—but with more Jesus and less missiles. Perfect for podcasters, heretics, and anyone spiritually allergic to bullshit. Suit up. Speak truth. Stay snarky. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Description: Crisp white “FEED THE RICH” with a smug fine-print “…they’re still hungry.” For those who like their anti-capitalist shade served bold—on a dark shirt.

Description: The prosperity gospel meets Southern grift. A mash-up parody of the televangelist aesthetic — big hair, bigger smile, and a heart full of hustle. For fans of The Righteous Gemstones and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a “seed-faith” sermon.

Description: A bold parody of the classic thank-you bag, this Snarky Faith design flips nostalgia into irreverence. With stacked red typography and a single bolded line shouting “SNARKY FAITH,” it's a wearable wink for the spiritually curious and skeptically faithful. Bottom line? “Question Everything. Even This.” Because dogma makes a terrible fashion statement.

Description: In a world of thirst traps and follower counts, be a voice that can’t be silenced. Inspired by Carl Theodor Dreyer’s The Passion of Joan of Arc and served with a side of snark, this design calls out the noise of influencers and calls in something real—conviction, courage, and a little righteous fire. For those who would rather be burned than branded.

Description: Sartre slumps in defiant apathy, holding a protest sign that says “This is nothing.” White minimalist linework for maximum existential despair. Satire’s dead. So is Sartre. Wear it like you mean it—just don’t expect meaning.

Description: A mantra. A misheard name. A mood. "Go With the Flow Romeo" is a phrase born poolside and shaped by river currents, spiritual detours, and the subtle art of not forcing it. This vintage-inspired long sleeve tee is for the drifters, the deep feelers, the ones learning to move with life instead of muscling through it. Retro serif lettering rides the design like a current—complete with a low-key wave to keep things fluid. You don’t have to know what it means. That’s part of the charm.

Description: What happens when cultural opposites make out in a rhinestone truck stop? This design rides the line between y’all and yasss — dripping in satire, sass, and secondhand smoke. Glitter never looked this confused (or hot).

Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.

Description: “Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.” – John Lewis The prophets weren’t polite. Jesus flipped tables. So yeah—sometimes faith needs to be loud, disruptive, and deeply inconvenient to the powerful. This shirt is your reminder that silence isn’t holy, and playing nice isn’t prophetic. Go make some noise

Description: Welcome to Snark Industries—where faith gets deconstructed, retooled, and reissued with maximum sarcasm. Inspired by a certain billionaire tech genius (minus the narcissism and war profiteering), this design is for the spiritually disillusioned, the theologically overqualified, and the ones who know that truth-telling sometimes requires a sharp tongue and a sharper logo.

Description: Louder for the folks in the back: God loves you. No exceptions. No disclaimers. No theological asterisks. Just a bold, rainbow-drenched reminder that divine love doesn’t come with fine print. This design flips exclusion on its head and wraps it in affirmation—with full saturation.

Description: The Good News isn’t just for humans in pews—it’s for the planet, too. Rooted in Matthew 25:40, this design reminds us that caring for “the least of these” includes pollinators and old-growth forests. Because if your gospel doesn’t care about the earth, it’s not good news—it’s just noise.

Description: Tell the world what to expect when they encounter you. This shirt is a gift to others as it gives them the correct handling requirements of experiencing you. Be yourself. Confuse the simpletons and laugh inside as you make your way through the day. This is less of a shirt and more of a way of life. Use wisely.

Description: A stark, minimalist statement tee. Lowercase monospace text—quiet, cold, and darkly funny. It’s not a question, it’s an observation.

Description: Striking white-on-transparent design featuring “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” inside a stark barcode. A clean yet cutting take on how late-stage capitalism packages people as products. Works best on dark shirts for maximum impact.

Description: Bold black text screaming “FEED THE RICH” with a tiny sarcastic disclaimer “…they’re still hungry.” Perfect for when you want to serve late-stage capitalism a side of irony—on a light shirt.

Description: Clean. Bold. Unapologetically snarky. This is the flagship tee for the spiritually jaded, the theologically curious, and the prophetically pissed. Whether you're podcasting, protesting, or just sipping coffee while side-eyeing church signs, this shirt says exactly what needs to be said—with zero footnotes. Wear your cynicism like a badge. Faith’s still in there—just with better font choices.