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Ezekiel 23:20 – Biblical Literalism Surfing Phone Case

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The Bible is very clear… until you read it. This design leans into one of Scripture’s most aggressively awkward verses with a calm donkey, an overwhelming wave, and a reference most pastors hope you never Google. No verse quoted. No explanation offered. Context is between you and Ezekiel. Perfect for lovers of religious satire, ex-evangelicals, theology nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching certainty collapse under its own footnotes.

High quality polycarbonate. Access to all ports. Fade and Scratch resistant. Vacuum-form printed in U.S.A.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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