Description: When Froggie went to Portland, he did ride — uh-huh. A bold, vintage-inspired protest design featuring our heroic amphibian on horseback, standing up (and ribbiting out) against injustice. Styled like a WPA poster, this flat-color emblem blends humor, rebellion, and just the right amount of snark. Perfect for anyone who believes satire is a form of resistance. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Hops not cops, ICE ain’t nice, and Froggie rides for the people.
Description: This bold design says what we’re all thinking—“thoughts and prayers” don’t fix a damn thing. A gritty, punk-inspired engraving of hands in mock prayer, middle fingers raised high, with a banner that calls out the emptiness of performative sympathy. Perfect for anyone tired of empty platitudes and looking to wear their snark loud.
Description: Crisp white “FEED THE RICH” with a smug fine-print “…they’re still hungry.” For those who like their anti-capitalist shade served bold—on a dark shirt.
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Description: Go on, swear. God doesn’t care. Don’t believe me? Check the Greek—but not too deep, because you’ll be knee-deep in σκύβαλα (skubala). It means shit, and Paul said it in Philippians 3:8. It’s in your Bible, right there next to all the stuff you skipped in Leviticus. So go forth, swear freely, and may the Spirit lead your vocabulary.
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Description: A bold parody of the classic thank-you bag, this Snarky Faith design flips nostalgia into irreverence. With stacked red typography and a single bolded line shouting “SNARKY FAITH,” it's a wearable wink for the spiritually curious and skeptically faithful. Bottom line? “Question Everything. Even This.” Because dogma makes a terrible fashion statement.
Description: Bold, unapologetic, and straight to the point. This high-contrast linocut-style hand gives the universal salute with “RESIST” tattooed down the middle finger — a rebellious statement against oppression, corruption, and complacency. Perfect for activists, protestors, and anyone who believes in standing up and speaking out.
Description: In a world of thirst traps and follower counts, be a voice that can’t be silenced. Inspired by Carl Theodor Dreyer’s The Passion of Joan of Arc and served with a side of snark, this design calls out the noise of influencers and calls in something real—conviction, courage, and a little righteous fire. For those who would rather be burned than branded.
Description: A mantra. A misheard name. A mood. "Go With the Flow Romeo" is a phrase born poolside and shaped by river currents, spiritual detours, and the subtle art of not forcing it. This vintage-inspired long sleeve tee is for the drifters, the deep feelers, the ones learning to move with life instead of muscling through it. Retro serif lettering rides the design like a current—complete with a low-key wave to keep things fluid. You don’t have to know what it means. That’s part of the charm.
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Description: What happens when cultural opposites make out in a rhinestone truck stop? This design rides the line between y’all and yasss — dripping in satire, sass, and secondhand smoke. Glitter never looked this confused (or hot).
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Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.
Description: What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.
Description: “Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.” – John Lewis The prophets weren’t polite. Jesus flipped tables. So yeah—sometimes faith needs to be loud, disruptive, and deeply inconvenient to the powerful. This shirt is your reminder that silence isn’t holy, and playing nice isn’t prophetic. Go make some noise
Description: Welcome to Snark Industries—where faith gets deconstructed, retooled, and reissued with maximum sarcasm. Inspired by a certain billionaire tech genius (minus the narcissism and war profiteering), this design is for the spiritually disillusioned, the theologically overqualified, and the ones who know that truth-telling sometimes requires a sharp tongue and a sharper logo.
Description: The Good News isn’t just for humans in pews—it’s for the planet, too. Rooted in Matthew 25:40, this design reminds us that caring for “the least of these” includes pollinators and old-growth forests. Because if your gospel doesn’t care about the earth, it’s not good news—it’s just noise.
Description: Tell the world what to expect when they encounter you. This shirt is a gift to others as it gives them the correct handling requirements of experiencing you. Be yourself. Confuse the simpletons and laugh inside as you make your way through the day. This is less of a shirt and more of a way of life. Use wisely.
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Description: “If you don’t sin a little… Jesus died for nothing.” It’s theology, but make it spicy. This tongue-in-cheek design flips guilt-driven faith on its head and gives it a wink. Featuring a vintage Jesus looking skyward with glowing optimism (and maybe disappointment), it’s the perfect shirt for those who know grace isn’t earned by playing it safe. Sin boldly. Grace is bigger.
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Description: A stark, minimalist statement tee. Lowercase monospace text—quiet, cold, and darkly funny. It’s not a question, it’s an observation.
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Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.
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Description: A Snarky Faith remix of the Gadsden flag, reimagined through the posture of Christ. “Don’t Tread on Me” might be an American mantra, but it’s not a Christian one. Jesus didn’t call for defiance—he preached surrender, mercy, and turning the other cheek (Matthew 5:39). This design flips the script on cultural Christianity’s obsession with guns, rights, and retribution by resurrecting something far more radical: grace.
Description: James Dobson may be gone, but his legacy of spanking-as-sanctification lives on. This vintage-style tee parodies the golden age of evangelical parenting propaganda with a nod (and a belt) to Focus on the Family. Featuring a distressed 1970s design, belt halo, and all the sanctified shame you can wear without bruising. For exvangelicals, deconstructors, and anyone who knows the gospel was never meant to hurt this much.
Description: Bold black text screaming “FEED THE RICH” with a tiny sarcastic disclaimer “…they’re still hungry.” Perfect for when you want to serve late-stage capitalism a side of irony—on a light shirt.
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Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).
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