Description: A calm, authoritative statement in the middle of obvious contradiction. “THERE IS NO HAIL” sits above a simple storm icon actively dropping hail, followed by the reassurance: “DO NOT FEAR.” Minimalist, deadpan, and just uncomfortable enough to land. This design leans into institutional certainty while reality keeps bouncing off your head. Clean lines, bold typography, and a message that says more than it admits.
Description: A deadpan twist on a familiar proverb, this design leans into quiet absurdity and lets the joke sit just under the surface. Rendered in a rough, antique woodcut style, the curved trout and imperfect type feel like something pulled from a forgotten moral pamphlet—until you read it twice. Then it lands. Subtle, a little off, and intentionally not polished, this piece fits right in with a darker, dry-witted take on culture, conformity, and going along with the flow. Printed in high-contrast black ink for a worn, old-world look that doesn’t try too hard—and doesn’t need to.
Description: A calm, official reminder for those still here. Inspired by mid-century public awareness posters and the unsettling certainty of end-times culture, this design is for anyone who grew up expecting to disappear and somehow didn’t. Report all vanishings immediately. Stay calm. Remain earthbound. Perfect for ex-evangelicals, religious skeptics, theology nerds, and survivors of rapture anxiety.
Description: The Bible is very clear… until you read it. This design leans into one of Scripture’s most aggressively awkward verses with a calm donkey, an overwhelming wave, and a reference most pastors hope you never Google. No verse quoted. No explanation offered. Context is between you and Ezekiel. Perfect for lovers of religious satire, ex-evangelicals, theology nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching certainty collapse under its own footnotes.
Description: When Froggie went to Portland, he did ride — uh-huh. A bold, vintage-inspired protest design featuring our heroic amphibian on horseback, standing up (and ribbiting out) against injustice. Styled like a WPA poster, this flat-color emblem blends humor, rebellion, and just the right amount of snark. Perfect for anyone who believes satire is a form of resistance. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Hops not cops, ICE ain’t nice, and Froggie rides for the people.
Description: This bold design says what we’re all thinking—“thoughts and prayers” don’t fix a damn thing. A gritty, punk-inspired engraving of hands in mock prayer, middle fingers raised high, with a banner that calls out the emptiness of performative sympathy. Perfect for anyone tired of empty platitudes and looking to wear their snark loud.
Description: A bold parody of the classic thank-you bag, this Snarky Faith design flips nostalgia into irreverence. With stacked red typography and a single bolded line shouting “SNARKY FAITH,” it's a wearable wink for the spiritually curious and skeptically faithful. Bottom line? “Question Everything. Even This.” Because dogma makes a terrible fashion statement.
Description: Bold, unapologetic, and straight to the point. This high-contrast linocut-style hand gives the universal salute with “RESIST” tattooed down the middle finger — a rebellious statement against oppression, corruption, and complacency. Perfect for activists, protestors, and anyone who believes in standing up and speaking out.
Description: In a world of thirst traps and follower counts, be a voice that can’t be silenced. Inspired by Carl Theodor Dreyer’s The Passion of Joan of Arc and served with a side of snark, this design calls out the noise of influencers and calls in something real—conviction, courage, and a little righteous fire. For those who would rather be burned than branded.
Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.
Description: What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.
Description: Welcome to Snark Industries—where faith gets deconstructed, retooled, and reissued with maximum sarcasm. Inspired by a certain billionaire tech genius (minus the narcissism and war profiteering), this design is for the spiritually disillusioned, the theologically overqualified, and the ones who know that truth-telling sometimes requires a sharp tongue and a sharper logo.
Description: Tell the world what to expect when they encounter you. This shirt is a gift to others as it gives them the correct handling requirements of experiencing you. Be yourself. Confuse the simpletons and laugh inside as you make your way through the day. This is less of a shirt and more of a way of life. Use wisely.
Description: “If you don’t sin a little… Jesus died for nothing.” It’s theology, but make it spicy. This tongue-in-cheek design flips guilt-driven faith on its head and gives it a wink. Featuring a vintage Jesus looking skyward with glowing optimism (and maybe disappointment), it’s the perfect shirt for those who know grace isn’t earned by playing it safe. Sin boldly. Grace is bigger.
Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.
Description: James Dobson may be gone, but his legacy of spanking-as-sanctification lives on. This vintage-style tee parodies the golden age of evangelical parenting propaganda with a nod (and a belt) to Focus on the Family. Featuring a distressed 1970s design, belt halo, and all the sanctified shame you can wear without bruising. For exvangelicals, deconstructors, and anyone who knows the gospel was never meant to hurt this much.
Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).
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