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American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Bag

$25.82

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What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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