T-Shirts

Description: A stark, minimalist statement tee. Lowercase monospace text—quiet, cold, and darkly funny. It’s not a question, it’s an observation.

Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.

Description: Retro 70s-inspired tee featuring two happy mushrooms arm in arm under the phrase “Partners in Mushrooms.” Vintage colors, friendly vibes, and just the right dose of weird.

Description: Striking white-on-transparent design featuring “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” inside a stark barcode. A clean yet cutting take on how late-stage capitalism packages people as products. Works best on dark shirts for maximum impact.

Description: A Snarky Faith remix of the Gadsden flag, reimagined through the posture of Christ. “Don’t Tread on Me” might be an American mantra, but it’s not a Christian one. Jesus didn’t call for defiance—he preached surrender, mercy, and turning the other cheek (Matthew 5:39). This design flips the script on cultural Christianity’s obsession with guns, rights, and retribution by resurrecting something far more radical: grace.

Description: James Dobson may be gone, but his legacy of spanking-as-sanctification lives on. This vintage-style tee parodies the golden age of evangelical parenting propaganda with a nod (and a belt) to Focus on the Family. Featuring a distressed 1970s design, belt halo, and all the sanctified shame you can wear without bruising. For exvangelicals, deconstructors, and anyone who knows the gospel was never meant to hurt this much.

Description: A striking white graphic emblem with “Setting Boundaries” in block type above a savage combat knife, and “Savage Revenge” arced below in gothic blackletter. Designed for dark shirts, this high-contrast print makes a sharp statement.

Description: Bold black text screaming “FEED THE RICH” with a tiny sarcastic disclaimer “…they’re still hungry.” Perfect for when you want to serve late-stage capitalism a side of irony—on a light shirt.

Description: Clean. Bold. Unapologetically snarky. This is the flagship tee for the spiritually jaded, the theologically curious, and the prophetically pissed. Whether you're podcasting, protesting, or just sipping coffee while side-eyeing church signs, this shirt says exactly what needs to be said—with zero footnotes. Wear your cynicism like a badge. Faith’s still in there—just with better font choices.

Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).