Socks

Description: Clean. Bold. Unapologetically snarky. This is the flagship tee for the spiritually jaded, the theologically curious, and the prophetically pissed. Whether you're podcasting, protesting, or just sipping coffee while side-eyeing church signs, this shirt says exactly what needs to be said—with zero footnotes. Wear your cynicism like a badge. Faith’s still in there—just with better font choices.

Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).