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Jesus Died So Harambe Could Live Card

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A perfectly serious reminder of… something. This design blends devotional aesthetics with absurd internet mythology, presenting a statement that feels meaningful until you think about it for more than two seconds. Ideal for fans of dry humor, religious satire, and those who appreciate when sincerity and nonsense collide. Clean, minimal, and intentionally straight-faced—because the best jokes don’t explain themselves.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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