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Focus on the Fanny – Dobson-Era Discipleship Tee Card

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James Dobson may be gone, but his legacy of spanking-as-sanctification lives on. This vintage-style tee parodies the golden age of evangelical parenting propaganda with a nod (and a belt) to Focus on the Family. Featuring a distressed 1970s design, belt halo, and all the sanctified shame you can wear without bruising. For exvangelicals, deconstructors, and anyone who knows the gospel was never meant to hurt this much.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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