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I’m a Consumable Good (Black) Tote

$23
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Minimalist dystopian statement tee with “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” embedded in a bold barcode. A deadpan jab at capitalism, consumer culture, and the commodification of people. Perfect for anyone who knows the system sees you as inventory.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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