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I’m a Consumable Good (Black) Socks

$17.75
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Minimalist dystopian statement tee with “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” embedded in a bold barcode. A deadpan jab at capitalism, consumer culture, and the commodification of people. Perfect for anyone who knows the system sees you as inventory.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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