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American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Sticker

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What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

Sticker sizes include: Small (3.8” x 2.4”), Medium (5.5” x 3.5”), Large (8.5” x 5.5”)Individual kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Semi gloss finish includes a thin white border around the sticker. Not recommended for automobile use. Perfect for placing on your laptop, notebook or almost anywhere your imagination leads! 16" laptop shown in image.

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