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American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Socks

$17.75
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What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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