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American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Mug

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What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

Premium ceramic. 11oz capacity. Microwave and top-shelf dishwasher safe. Embedded image. Vacuum-form printed in U.S.A.

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