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American Osteen – Blessed and Bloodstained Magnet

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What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

0.5mm (20mil) flexible vinyl. Black magnetic backing strong enough to hold notes, photos, and drawings. Recommended for indoor use. Printed in the U.S.A.

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