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Description: James Dobson may be gone, but his legacy of spanking-as-sanctification lives on. This vintage-style tee parodies the golden age of evangelical parenting propaganda with a nod (and a belt) to Focus on the Family. Featuring a distressed 1970s design, belt halo, and all the sanctified shame you can wear without bruising. For exvangelicals, deconstructors, and anyone who knows the gospel was never meant to hurt this much.

Description: A striking white graphic emblem with “Setting Boundaries” in block type above a savage combat knife, and “Savage Revenge” arced below in gothic blackletter. Designed for dark shirts, this high-contrast print makes a sharp statement.

Description: Bold black text screaming “FEED THE RICH” with a tiny sarcastic disclaimer “…they’re still hungry.” Perfect for when you want to serve late-stage capitalism a side of irony—on a light shirt.

Description: Clean. Bold. Unapologetically snarky. This is the flagship tee for the spiritually jaded, the theologically curious, and the prophetically pissed. Whether you're podcasting, protesting, or just sipping coffee while side-eyeing church signs, this shirt says exactly what needs to be said—with zero footnotes. Wear your cynicism like a badge. Faith’s still in there—just with better font choices.

Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).